here, some excerpts from a yet-to-be-published episode of the Naturocrit Podcast:
001. draft language from the introduction and conclusion sections:
001.a. focus:
"[...] I’ll also add this, as an extension of the standard introduction’s text.
With these 2026 reports, I’m looking at how the naturopathic muddle gets written into law.
In
places like Connecticut, the legislature has literally declared
naturopathy to be “science” while outsourcing the definition of that
“science” to naturopathic schools and boards, no independent evidence
gatekeeping required.
And remember, it is their NPLEX exam for licensure
– their being AANP-CAND-AANMC-CNPA – that states that homeopathy is a 'clinical science', which I offer as a representation of how lax their
science footprint and science processes are:
anything goes, and nothing is re-evaluated though they claim such persistent re-evaluation through the science label."
001.b. CT data:
"[...] When asked at the end of all this, too, if the data set from Connecticut is representative of Connecticut and how such compares to other states’ ND practice web pages, the answer from Perplexity was:
The Connecticut source set is representative of mainstream naturopathic marketing in Connecticut, and it closely matches naturopath web materials in other U.S. states.
Representativeness within Connecticut
- The Connecticut NDs you analyzed use the standard naturopathic blend: functional medicine, root‑cause, detoxification, extensive functional lab testing, naturopathic primary care framing, and combinations of botanicals, nutraceuticals, acupuncture, and mind‑body services.
- Their sites and materials show the same science‑camouflage patterns your CSF reports describe: mixing legitimate labs and counseling with homeopathy, adrenal fatigue, heavy metal detox, broad stool and urine testing, nutrigenomics, etc., all under 'science‑driven' or 'modern medicine plus tradition' branding.
- In other words, the sampled practices are not fringe outliers; they display the dominant commercial posture of licensed NDs in the state—especially those integrated into 'integrative' or 'functional' clinics.
Comparison to ND websites in other states
ND clinics in other states (e.g., Oregon, Washington, Arizona) use near‑identical rhetorical and service patterns:
- Claims of “holistic, personalized, and science‑driven” care.
- Emphasis on advanced 'functional lab testing' (stool, mycotoxins, hormones, nutrigenomics), detoxification protocols, 'stealth infections,' and mycotoxin or heavy‑metal detox.
- 'Complementing' or 'going deeper than' conventional medicine, promising to find hidden root causes that mainstream care allegedly misses.
- Critical accounts from former NDs also describe this same mix of word‑salad 'science,' functional testing, and in‑office supplement sales as typical of the profession at large, not geographically unique.